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Mine is plain/lightly salted Doritos/tortilla chips dipped/scraped in unsalted butter.

I'm now wondering whether this is a little too specific of a question and I just really needed somewhere to get this off my chest...

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I dunno, I don't really do guilt beyond truly bad acts done by choice.

That being said, I am a chocolate milk fiend.

I have to strictly limit myself or I'd drink nothing else, and not eat anything useful nutritionally.

Chocolate in general is my one true vice. I don't drink, I don't use recreational drugs, I'm monogamous (and happily so), I quit tobacco, and even caffeine beyond trace amounts in decaf. But you try an take chocolate out of my life, and I will fuck you up.

I'll even accept Hershey's if there's nothing else available.

But chocolate milk? Fuck me running. Cold, sweet, chocolatey goodness. I will walk right the fuck over infants and kittens if there's a cup on the other side. Puppies? I dunno, I think I'd try to step between them, but I'm not making promises.

Home made is incredible. But my particular weaknesses are the pet trumoo, and the promised land midnight. They use thickeners that up the silky texture. The promised land stuff is meant to be more like melted ice cream, and it succeeds.

Which, don't even ask me how quick I can kill a pint of hagendaz chocolate. Don't blink is all I'll say there.

I have no guilt involved there, but holy fuck is it an indulgence.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Melted butter or solid?

Mine is frozen strawberries dipped in icing sugar.

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to fart on the children having temper tantrums at Walmart.

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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sugar in a raw tomato. It’s really fun to eat and grosses a LOT of people out!

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can understand why it would work. But a salted tomato? Om nom nom.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yummm. Lol mine is mozzarella with salt and vinegar chips

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Using all the toilet paper in each public restroom. It's a habit.

I have such a reputation that, if you live near me and use the ladies' restroom somewhere and all the toilet paper is gone when you take over the stall, local logic goes I was the one who last used it.

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