Do you really think that you'll be able to eat if Trump becomes president? It's your duty to save the Soul of the Nation to give at least half of your money directly to Biden, otherwise that's a vote for Trump. Food, shelter, healthcare, none of that matters. All that matters is voting not for Trump.

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

forgot to carry the 2

actually only donating about 50.7% of my income directly to the Biden campaign

Trump loses the popular vote by 4,000,000 votes and wins anyway

NOOOOO

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does it feel to know that you single handedly destroyed not only America, but Democracy all over the world? More proof that public education has failed the universe. If you went to a private charter school you'd have done this math properly

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does it feel to know that you single handedly destroyed not only America, but Democracy all over the world?

As any good liberal, I'll feel so bad about it that I'll write a half assed mea culpla as a guest column in the New York Times, then go to my vacation home for a few days where I'll look out towards the water solemnly from my porch

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Found the lib imposter. You didn't even mention brunch, you're not a true lib

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe she's nursing a mimosa, you dont know her

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I actually took out a loan using my bike as collateral to donate to the Biden campaign so when he loses anyway it's not my fault

[–] DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

big yikes. if you're not riding a unicycle to work everyday, that's a vote for trump.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every dollar you spend on yourself is a dollar donated to Trump.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except paying your rent, that's actually a vote for Biden. That's the only acceptable thing to spend your 49% remaining money on.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

And that’s why I’m being evicted

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The blood god must receive his tithes

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Giving the other 49% to trump because I believe in democracy

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

bothsidesanship both-sides

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Fight my landlord for it