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[Screenshot of a Mastodon post]

πŸ™πŸ‡πŸPointed Sarah🐞🐑🐧
@sc_griffith@mathstodon.xyz
programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAl and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is


chaussurre

Maybe there wouldn't be as many issues with the crystal maze if GUMBIES POSTED DOCUMENTATION. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK YEARS ON A STABLE GUMBIES CLIENT SPIDER API AND NOT WRITE A LINE OF DOCUMENTATION DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOT USE YOUR SOFTWARE???


jv (verification badge Γ— 7)

Oh and WHY THE FUCK THE OFFICIALLY RECOMMENDED NPM PACKAGE FOR GUMBIES HAVE BEEN IN VERSION 0.1.1 FOR SEVEN YEARS AND SEEMS TO BE DEVELOPED BY "powerwolf112", who hasn't answered a single message in GitHub since 2021????

For all the bells in hell, there are massive websites that are using this amateur crap to defrumbulate their typescript decorators!


anarchywoofwoof

found this thread while trying to debug an issue just checking if anyone knows whether GUMBIES is backward compatible with Pea Gravel playground deployments or if its exclusive to Woodchips thanks in advance


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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 135 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Since this was originally a Mastodon post, here it is :)

https://mathstodon.xyz/@sc_griffith/110749575739905416

It's fun that it went: Mastodon (fediverse) --> Tumblr (non-fedi) --> Lemmy (Fedi)

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is the fediverse starting to get rolled into the mainstream content farm. Might help our cause and get more people on the bandwagon.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw an article posted on Facebook yesterday about the five guys burgers and fries price complaints, and it quoted word for word comments I saw on a thread here on Lemmy the day before that.

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah usually we just go from Tumblr to Fedi. This is kinda interesting.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Turns out the content holds the value, and the hosting platform is a mostly replaceable and interchangeable delivery mechanism. Who would've thunk?

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Heh, had already boosted, liked and bookmarked it, nice! πŸ˜„

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 104 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I won't lie, but content like this is what I love on programmerhumor.

Also just use the (inferior) open source version of GUMBIES called GRUMBOSS. It's way better!

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 years ago

The recent regulation changes at the end of February kinda killed GRUMBOSS though.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xEHSbHH4F_k?si=06iPTcwXRgQuT2qb

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LUMBIES is open source MIT and GPL3+

Just saying.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but LUMBIES is missing catScratcher integration! That's a core feature for my use case and the dev has taken a (ridiculous IMO) proud moral stance against any sort of felidae-adjacent features

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Good luck with that. Nintendo just sued GRUMBOSS for $2.4M and shut the project down.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks everyone, I figured it out.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait a second... Is that a Mastodon screenshot on a Tumblr blog?!?

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Quick! Screenshot it here and post it on Facebook! The cycle must continue!

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I experienced a new hell today

The whole of the documentation was in video format and you had to accept all cookies to play the videos

At least with GUMBIES not having documentation there is a wide thread of people asking questions on third party sites

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

By the end of the post chain, I could no longer tell if this was a joke or not.

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm still just trying to figure out if GUMBIES is compatible with my ReverMax Turbo Encabulator model XYZZY in sinusoidal repleneration mode.

[–] braxy29@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

nice to see another vxjunkie here

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[–] Naich@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time I want to do something, I have a look around the baffling ecosystem of frameworks and end up writing it from scratch because it's easier than wading through the bullshit.

[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You should release what you've written as a framework, that's what everyone else is doing.

<Insert XKCD standards comic here>

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[–] nulluser@programming.dev 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I understand where ChatGPT hallucinations come from.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

tumblr will save us from the AI takeover

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I fed this into chat gpt asking for documentation to add to the gibberish and confusion:

GUMBIES: Sharding Sandcube for Woodchips Playgrounds Overview GUMBIES is a robust, expressive sharding sandcube designed for testing and deploying large-scale Woodchips playgrounds. It serves as a versatile tool to automate and streamline the watersliding phases of the Woodchips workflow, allowing your team to focus on the essential chipping activities.

Key Features Sharding Sandcube: GUMBIES provides a lean and efficient environment for sharding, allowing for the creation and management of scalable Woodchips playgrounds.

Expressive Automation: Automate repetitive tasks and streamline processes, enabling your team to achieve quicker and more efficient Woodchips deployments.

Woodchips Workflow Integration: GUMBIES seamlessly integrates into Woodchips workflows, enhancing the testing and deployment experience for development teams.

Benefits Efficiency: GUMBIES accelerates the testing and deployment phases, reducing the time spent on setting up and managing Woodchips environments.

Scalability: With sharding capabilities, GUMBIES supports the scalability requirements of large Woodchips playgrounds, ensuring optimal performance.

Compatibility: Trusted by industry leaders like Microsoft, OpenAl, and Bloingo, GUMBIES is a reliable choice for Woodchips workflows.

Getting Started Installation

npm install -g gumbies

Basic Usage Initialize a new Woodchips playground:

gumbies init my_woodchips_playground

Configure the playground settings:

cd my_woodchips_playground gumbies configure

Start the Woodchips playground:

gumbies start

Visit our documentation website for detailed instructions, advanced configurations, and troubleshooting.

Testimonials

"GUMBIES has significantly improved our Woodchips workflows, providing a reliable and efficient platform for testing and deploying". Microsoft

"The expressive automation capabilities of GUMBIES have streamlined our development processes, allowing us to focus on Woodchipping without distractions." OpenAl

"Bloingo trusts GUMBIES for its scalability and compatibility with Woodchips. A valuable addition to any development toolkit." - Bloingo

Support and Community For support, bug reports, or feature requests, visit our GitHub repository or join our community forum here.

Embrace the efficiency and scalability of GUMBIES in your Woodchips workflows. Get started today for a smoother development experience.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

GUMBIES isn't real, it can't hurt me...

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh honey, just because it's not real doesn't mean it can't hurt you. Just look up Roko's basilisk as an example.

[–] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

The ego and audacity to think an AI will simulate you in eternal torment when that would use up precious resources it could be spending on making paperclips.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Or, yknow, don't.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

ThomThumb:

@anarchywoofwoof I found some documentation that answers your question: https://www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick

anarchywoofwoof:

@ThomThumb Thanks, that's exactly what I needed, so glad to have the answer to my problem. I'll leave this up for anyone that has the same issue.

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:12 5/17/2019):

Does anyone have a way to fix this in the latest version? I've been looking all day but none of the answers I've found work.

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:48 5/17/2019):

nvm figured it out.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Nolonger works with current api check out https://www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick#migrate for how to update

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The GUMBIES page being one sentence per scroll scroll scroll is right on point for a fuckload of projects. Even the text feels like it was copy pasted from a real project

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And that one line is something like "fixed issue where the nuclear bombs don't go off anymore", no mention as to how or why that was even a problem or how they fixed it.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're unsure about GUMBIES, you should take a look at this video.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My wife is in accounting, and I always thought they have too many meaningless jargons.

Now I know how I sound when I talk to her...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Kubernetes homepage is the real life example of this.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There are innumerable examples.

My typical attitude is "I was fine without "latest fad" until now, I'll still be fine now that I still know nothing about it". And I forget about the whole thing. It'll probably vanish fifteen months later anyway.

As an aside, who even makes those caricatural, utterly content free websites, and then pats themselves on the back thinking that's a job well done? They've obviously put some amount of work into those things. Is the point to make it seem like it's a cool super secret society or what?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

They all look the exact same as well, like every Bootstrap site does.

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[–] mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 10 points 2 years ago

It's my full time job handling it but I'm still not actually sure what "orchestration" is.

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[–] sajran@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

Man, I'm just chilling and relaxing after a week of SE work and this resonates with me very deeply

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This makes me want to die

[–] exocrinous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Look, the crystal maze is absolutely essential to run Woodchips without a waterslide. You can complain all you want, but unless you want to run back to Microsoft for your woodchips deployment, this is the way. I'm not saying Gumbies is perfect, here, just that it's the only viable unix implementation. If you want come up with your own sandcubing solution for Flurble, be my guest.

[–] Kaldo@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Sees link

It's retro-encabulators, isn't it?

clicks

Ooooo, new programmer meme lore.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire...
Gumbies isn't real... Right?

[–] amio@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Give some JS dev about fifteen minutes

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Wdym? Gumbies is a must-have for any competent Summit developer these days!

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

We called newbie overconfident climbers gumbies, back when I could. I think the same applies here.

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