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[–] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

"The Son of Man" but instead of an apple the dude has a boob blocking his view.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is bazinga brain the opposite if woke?

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I tried reading the article, but fuck... so much nonsense.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

she has the jenifer lawrence vibe of being just slightly offputting

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

too conventionally attractive that it loops back into weird looking

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No it's really not the attractiveness just the general look. These two feel like the female versions of people like JerryRigEverything or SmarterEveryDay. Maybe it's whiteness?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

its that "mormon look"

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Awooga awooga honk honk

God I hope so then chuds would have to find a new word.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

How? What the fuck does that even mean?

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The 2000s are back baby agony-wholesome

oh no I hope the anti woke mommy milkers don't smother me to death that would be terrible

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Beyond how strange that article title is, what's the implication? Sydney Sweeney is attractive and therefore every POC role is to be replaced by a Fox news hostess because woke is over? Her destiny is to be the poster child for every down on their luck super model who couldn't play Snow White in some shovelware slop live action cash out? I predict an interaction similar to Christian Bale talking about his character in American Psycho where people projected all sorts of shit onto him and wanted to emulate it and he told them to get a life. I don't know the first thing about her, but I want to imagine her motivation for being an attractive actor isn't to usurp the throne from the coloreds who have had it too good for too long

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