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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, but make sure to make eye contact with the driver first. Because, in the end, don't we all want to be remembered?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apparently that is one of the worst parts of being a train driver. Seeing what's about to happen, but knowing you can't stop in time. Looking into someone's eyes, just before they are reduced to a meat crayon.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How often does it actually happen?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I've heard that is basically guaranteed you will kill someone eventually if you are a lifelong train driver.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, I'm just happy there's trolley's again.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could a walkable neighborhood and transit-oriented development be next?

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

On a large enough time scale and on the tail end of peak oil this is basically guaranteed.

[–] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I mean, if it didn’t just kill me but erased me from existence so I wouldn’t cause a massive amount of trauma to the people around me, then yes absolutely!

If it just killed me then nopeeee

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Call of the void, is that you?

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Alternatively:

trolley problem: you and Albert Camus are standing by the railway. nobody is in any danger. do you let Albert Camus jump in front of the moving trolley?

[–] ReedReads@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It depends, do I have snacks?

[–] cloudless@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, this happens a lot in China. For insurance scam.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Russia too. Lots of dash cam vids on YouTube. I got one for myself just in case (US)

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

ME: no

MY DARK THOUGHTS: yes

ME: wtf‽‽

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What trolley, there are only cars

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

You obviously have not been to San Francisco

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

These trolley moral dilemma hypothetical scenarios are becoming increasingly complex.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

That depends: are we in a country that lacks any kind of decent access to medical care, so that by not jumping we are causing a worse death than by jumping?

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Now we are getting to the real questions

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yes because I would die

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago