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Seriously though the barbarian in our party is the only one with a positive intelligence score.

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[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like Venture Bros. is a treasure-trove of unused RPGMemes

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"AN ORPHAN?! It's powered by a FORSAKEN CHILD?!"

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You gotta desecrate the mummys corpse completely otherwise they just come back to life

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Orpheus is genuinely an excellent inspiration for the "Friendly local crazy caster". Just enough eccentricity to stick in your players minds without getting annoying to do.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hank would be the MVP of any roleplaying game.

Just gotta throw a hat on him

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or a mask. As long as he doesn't cut his tongue in the little slit

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Itsh maddening!

[–] golang_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, Enrico Metasa from the criminally insane institution with Teddy Talks Alot and then the Wide Whale arc? One of the best versions of Hank.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Where does he get that stuff?

I never even see him read...

I liked how they did the movie, but I was really hoping for a Hank that carried a bag of hats and gave him different abilities.

Like in the end of Dollhouse where the tech heads loaded up whatever skill they needed in the moment.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The barbarian has muscles! And the biggest one sits between his ears

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And the wizard points out that the brain is actually mostly fat and the barbarian is like 0% body fat so....

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's happening to Johny Bravo?

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Brock Sampson seen here having just had to kill his hotrod.