You have to respect the originality of it, though.
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The southern simile
My wife's old dutch grandma once had a sip of beer and said "it's like an angel pissing on my tongue"
Talking about how many children she had "your grandfather would throw his dirty undies at me and I'd get pregnant"
Grandma sounds like she could make a pirate blush :) I wanna be just like her when I grandma
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Cajun French is just bad French, but Cajun English is wild sometimes... "Mais, gotta make the groceries, me."
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Southern Spain is also famous for sayings like these, some that come to my mind that I've heard from some friends:
"Hungrier than a snail on a glass" "Has less fat than a goat's knee" "More leg than a box of shrimps" "This is harder than sweeping the floor upstairs"
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When your car runs like ass: sounds like Satan spray-shitting hammers and nails into a sheet metal toilet
Just like a dick, there's such a thing as too long to be worth it.
From above; sounds like 2 skeletons fuckin on a tin roof
"Busier than a three-peckered goat
One of my favorites:
"It's hotter out here than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire"