How can you be pro-Turkey and pro-Armenia at the same time? I'm not even talking about Armenian genocide but Azerbaijan and Turkey are extremely close allies.
solidarity with israel, donbass, and alaska
Uh...
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Solidarity with uhhhh... throws dart at map
I mean, why not
"Liberate, uhh..."
"Throws dart"
"Google Earth.exe has stopped responding. Close Program/Wait. Revolution of our time"
i bet there are some russian revanchists who think alaska rightfully belongs to russia and the american dogs stole it, which is funny enough i can't be mad when rando fascist bit accounts decide to support it
ОТДАВАЙ... ОТДАВАЙ... ОТДАВАЙ...
This meme will be relevant for the next 50 years at least.
What’s is the origin of this graph again? I forgot
Something from the Chinese internet about how to regard various positions
Ah it was just from general users/citzens, not a particular website/org. For some reason I was remembering as if it was from some kind of news channel. Thanks!
Former fascist (recovering) 
People are dunking on this bit, but you think it's funny?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not
In the good old days, bait used to be believable...
it got me but yeah, this is clearly bait
lmao, pro israel anti joe biden, recovering former fascist, solidarity with israel donbass and alaska. legitimately incredible bit
Real 
hours. I hope they get plenty of recovery time at their nice office with the other feds
Part of me thinks, no fucking way feds would be this eccentric and creative.
Another part of me needs to believe it's fedposting to save my sanity
With shit like this I don't think it's "the feds" directly, whoever is running this account doesn't have an office at the J Edgar Hoover building. They probably contract people via some shady private entity that recruits already existing internet trolls to adjust their bits to me more political in nature. This weirdo probably is just some channer who gets Venmoed like 200 a month for this.
The "rawr :3" channer...
:this:
Reading that profile is just 
Honestly, this makes a lot more sense than people give credit to:
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She's a Turkish Israeli, so that explains pro Israel/Turkey and anti Palestine/Kurdistan.
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Being pro Russia makes sense since Russia is mostly friendly with Turkey and until recently pretty friendly with Israel. This would also explain being anti Ukraine. She could also just sympathize with people in the Donbass.
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Being pro Armenia doesn't make that much sense until you realize people in Turkey don't necessarily hate Armenians on a personal level even as they deny the Armenian Genocide. Also, there's a wide perception that Armenia is a pro-Russia country (it's not especially given the borderline treacherous actions of their Western boot-licking PM).
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Being anti Azerbaijan is just her not liking Azerbaijan invading and ethnically cleansing Artsakh. There's a geopolitical dimension to it that doesn't make that much sense (Azerbaijan being a Turkish proxy state), but she could just be someone who supports Turkey on a cultural level rather than a geopolitical level.
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Being pro Alaska is just her believing Alaska should belong to Russia.
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Being anti Joe Biden just means she has at least two brain cells.
Overall, this is an entirely coherent set of pro-/anti- during the war between Azerbaijan and Armenia in 2020. In the 3 and a half years since, it needs some updating, but the general gist still makes sense.
Most coherent lib
Putting a bunch of random flags next to a soyjack and seeing who gets mad
San Marino, Turkey, Guyana, Bangladesh, Yugoslavia, Macedonia, Qing Dynasty China, Belize, South Sudan, Andorra, Palestine, Texas, Iceland, USSR, New Zealand and The Vatican.
Go on, try and guess my politics.
Now that's what I call luksusmening
Anyways re: simultaneous pro-Turkey and pro-Armenia, that's probably due to binationality, probably something like pro-Turkey in some things and pro-Armenia in others
This is your basic 4chan fascist in "disguise".
This is just social darwinism
I was gonna make a homonationalism joke, but pro-Russia and Israel...
Surely, this is a bit.......
Read theory, I'm begging you
There's a movie from the ... late 90's I think called "The Mummy". It starred Brendan Fraiser at the height of his career and fame.
There's a character that's a fixer, sidekick for Brendan's character. In a scene where he's seperated from the group and fleeing a certain death by supernatural causes he stops and starts pulling out medallions of every religion, kissing them and saying various prayers.
This Twitter bio has that same vibe.
Don't worry.... I think we can fix her, y'all! 
former fascist
Eh not quite
everyday I crave for a Butlerian jihad
This isn’t a real person. The giveaway is “gem poster” and publicly announcing you’re a “recovering fascist”
And then the childish nonsense at the bottom of you somehow miss the first two red flags
Twitter has already banned this account at least.
First time I’ve encountered a pro Turkey/Azerbaijan poster who actually wears enough of a mask to claim to oppose genocide
what is turk? a miserable pile of contradictions