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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by stanka@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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-v --verbose

-vv --verboser

-vvv --verboserer

-vvvv --verbosererer

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

-q --verbosnt

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Perfect!

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

-VVVVVV --"several hundred case switch statement"

https://www.polygon.com/2020/1/13/21064100/vvvvvv-source-code-game-development-terry-cavanagh-release

[–] firefly@neon.nightbulb.net 6 points 1 year ago

@stanka@lemmy.ml

rm -rf / --verboten

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

-vvvv --verbosest

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

-vvvvv --verbosester

[–] roawre@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago

-vvvvvv --verbosesterest ?

[–] ibasaw@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

-vv very verbose

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Very Very Verbose

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I'll assume those names are the de-facto POSIX standard from now on.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

inxi -g --gpu

-gg --gpuer

-ggg --gpuest

etc.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

--verboost

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

-vvvv --verbosist

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You been playing with asterisk?