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Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.

So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.

I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.

I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No joke, reach out to their customer support and see about getting them replaced. I got a pair that was defective (to replace a pair on warranty) and sent it back and got a working one.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Sennheiser is usually quite generous with their warranties, one of the better companies in the audio space for it.

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

This would be my suggestion as well. Sennheiser should take care of you.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

New rule: you don't get to fucking police someone's spending habits if you haven't fucking given them any money.

Nor if you have, for that matter. Fuck off with that moralism. Even having been homeless yourself does not give you the right to tell people how to live, you sanctimonious fucking pricks.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As far as I'm concerned every single homeless person on Earth has the God given right to beg everybody for all of the money and then piss it away on gambling, booze and drugs.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You often say, “I would give, but only to the deserving.”

The trees in your orchard say not so, nor the flocks in your pasture.

They give that they may live, for to withhold is to perish.

Surely he who is worthy to receive his days and his nights, is worthy of all else from you.

...

And who are you that men should rend their bosom and unveil their pride, that you may see their worth naked and their pride unabashed?

See first that you yourself deserve to be a giver, and an instrument of giving.

-The Prophet, Gibran

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Trees give fruits so they can nut in your mouth. Or reproduce wherever you take your next dump.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're technically correct, but it doesn't mean these words aren't upsetting me on a core level.

But yes, they give that they may live (by means of nutting in your mouth).

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

were people doing that? cringe

oh yeah they were

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hardly even noticed. 💅

[–] charlie@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

heard this once in either a book or sermon but it's always stuck with me as I undo my own bootstrap brainworms

[–] context@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i've read plenty of different sacred texts in my life and not one says "give alms but only if you can get a full accounting of how it was spent"

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If someone asks for a cloak, give them the shirt on your back also and a QuickBooks invoice to create a paper trail

[–] context@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

yeah you're going to want a donation receipt so you can apply for a tax deduction, that's just how you incentivize the giving of means-tested alms

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I had that screenshot and didn't have context, so I googled and it's from Craddock Stories by Fred Craddock. I knew the name because Jeremiah Wright once mentioned him as a preaching giant. Here's a profile from CNN.

[–] psychoplantkiller@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

slightly unrelated but I had to listen to my coworker complain about a homeless person he saw who was on his smartphone and smoking a cigarette yesterday. It wasn't enough to be homeless, you had to be a monk and a saint to garner his sympathy.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah rip. I hate Mercari. I tried to buy off there before for nice headphones and also got scammed but at least in this case the order fell thru and I got a refund. Only thing that confuses me, $300 for hd450bt? Those are like $180 new? Maybe Canada?

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they said they were given $300 and bought the headphones, that doesn't mean the headphones were $300

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I paid $89 for them.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are $151 CAD new on Amazon.

[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Found them for 135 on Amazon. And they obviously got them for cheaper on Mercari.

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Do you have the cable and dongle to plug them in at least?

:this: might be fixable

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Addendum: I fully charged them and they’re still fucking off.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Any chance they just need a harder reset of some kind? Bluetooth stuff has annoying interfaces like "tap three times and hold" and things like that.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

okay bear with me but you could, MAYBE, buy an identical pair on Amazon, and then when they arrive return the broken pair for a refund? idk if Amazon is smart enough to ever refuse shit like that, they seemed not to be

yes obviously this would require you to have the $$$ to make it happen, but, it might be an option rather than having some dud headphones

if you do that make sure it says it's sold/shipped by amazon and eligible for free returns or it might be a pain in the ass

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I were gonna spend money on another pair it would be a different model I think.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I mean the idea would be to replace the ones you got that are broken for free