this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[โ€“] Natanael@slrpnk.net 38 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is my second account (but I deleted the first because those instance admins are nuts)

[โ€“] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, my instance admins are a bit nuts too.

[โ€“] billygoat@catata.fish 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same, we have some deranged admins ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This thread here is just instances Iโ€™ve never even seen

Like almost cartoon where all the one off characters show up in a room together

[โ€“] billygoat@catata.fish 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha, I think the joke is that the three of us run solo instances.

[โ€“] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

That explains so much :/

[โ€“] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Who TF runs lemmy.ee ?

[โ€“] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea my instances admin is also a bit nuts.

[โ€“] fluffyb@lemmy.fluffyb.net 6 points 1 year ago

Mine to. Hard to work with him sometimes.

[โ€“] ElCanut@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

Those are rookie numbers

[โ€“] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

I love mine :)

[โ€“] SharkAttak@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it possible to migrate accounts?

[โ€“] Natanael@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Mastodon has partial account migration (mostly a redirect), I don't think lemmy has that (yet?) although both are built on the activitypub protocol. Either way I hadn't used that account for long and didn't care enough to keep it.

[โ€“] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Cubic Zirconia Hands!

[โ€“] The_wild_card@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1 but will try to make 2 or three more today . #DOING MY PART

[โ€“] ElCanut@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] The_wild_card@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Anything for lemmy do you need me to open more ? DONE 3 it is.

[โ€“] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have like 3 active people on my instance and Im very proud to be doing my part

[โ€“] ElCanut@jlai.lu 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Omg 30% of your instance came to comment my post, stop DDOSing

[โ€“] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

@fqqd@lemmy.ohaa.xyz Help me ddos this guy

[โ€“] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

You're a madman

[โ€“] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Let's up that number a bit

[โ€“] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 year ago

Same here! Going steady, going strong.

[โ€“] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most people on reddit have at least two...

[โ€“] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Before I left I had like a dozen, and a few with more than 100K karma.

I was a karma whore through and through, but I'm past that now ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's time to settle down and start a family.

[โ€“] fishbone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

I had 2 with 250k+ back in the day. Sequential accounts, rather than them existing at the same time. I 'retired' a long ass time ago and mostly just lurked on communities that interested me. I came over during the migration because fuck spez.

I post a shit ton here; not because I care about internet points, but because Lemmy was pretty small and needed content when I joined. All of my stuff I post stems from my group chat or from memes I stumble across on non-reddit related sites.

I really like sharing memes and shitposts with my friends so I do it here too

[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

7 but most arent active

[โ€“] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

I have 11 accounts apparently (had to check pw manager!), though I mostly use just one

[โ€“] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this wrong? I thought that is the way it worked... pick an instance, it has a brief issue or quirk, so you make an account on another instance.

[โ€“] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then these account will not be monthly active. A more fitting example is probably a porn account (don't accidentally post nudes on lemmy, people!), a troll account, a serious account, and the ten other accounts to upvote everything on the troll account.

[โ€“] omnomed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's the joke chief.

[โ€“] DrPop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I definitely had 3 because I forgot my login information for an instance and just made a new account because I don't care. Not seeing Hexbears on my current instance is a plus.

only 5? When I'm bored at my work (all time) I start random discussions with my other accounts in random posts just for fun

[โ€“] squid_slime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3 inactive 1 active, sorry guys will do better

[โ€“] Abird1620@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Best way to have active accounts is to avoid lurking. I've found myself falling into the trap where I act like I'm on reddit or YouTube and I don't want to give them free user engagement. The exact opposite of Lemmy.

So yeah. Don't lurk. Lurking bad.

[โ€“] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just post everything on my nudes account, I don't care haha

[โ€“] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Goes to check user account... Welp, that's actually pretty much what I was looking for.

Also, damn.