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[–] Ganbat@lemmyonline.com 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You leave The Golden Girls alone, mother fucker.

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

YES! I was going to pass by this post until I came across that image in the top right. Betty White was a gangster. Her comedy skit with Reynolds and Bullock is the stuff of legends. When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f***ing cup of coffee.

Damn, now I'm all worked up and realizing that I've fallen for OP's trap. OP is clearly an expert at controversy - I'd go so far as to say they are a master baiter.

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[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is bait.

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE PS2 LIKE THIS

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago

Tell me another console which had a library as dope as the PS2.

Go ahead, I will not wait, because that library is girthy as fuck.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Taking a jab at both the Turks and the Linux community is a death sentence.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think majority of the linux community doesnt like ubuntu and the rest are indifferent

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The majority of the Linux community doesn't usually roam through this forums

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the majority of the linux community are server admins and yes, they don't like ubuntu, but the only things they do like are whatever the reincarnation of centos was called and debian.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I know 5 casual Ubuntu users, they wouldn't consider changing to another distro. And I'm the only non-ubuntu user that "I physically know off"... said Ubuntu users don't understand my rantings* against Ubuntu

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've already started training my slaps on a gigantic keyboard with slap-sized keys.

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

What did Honda ever do to you?

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

This is the funniest image and i have no words to explain it.

[–] experbia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

most of this is sensible but who seriously would ever do those nature's valley bars dirty like this?? they're so good.

i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed...

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Yeah, who doesn't like bar shaped crumbs in a convenient, mess making package?

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What the FUCK is wrong with FUCKING GiffGaff, man??? They are an extremely good option for a cheap mobile network with no contract bullshit!!

[–] DJKayDawg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You leave The Littlest Hobo outta this!

[–] Lobreeze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

A true Canadian hero.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I don't understand this

[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

accurate except ubuntu doesn't fit. All the other stuff smells of a windows user

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why does this comment have the same vibe as a younger sibling finding out they are 0.3cm taller than an older sibling?

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Found the guy who got mad

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

That's what a woyjak would say

[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Are you sure they don't use arch btw?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

countdown is a masterpiece, how dare you

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Leave me and my Cialis alone

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Is that a swedish vallhund??

[–] checkmymixtapeyo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The shriners probably didn't do anything to deserve this!

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I like how ubuntu is (rigthfully) placed in the center lmao

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Christian science Monitor actually does some pretty good articles. Only catch is that they do some pretty bad articles.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Why is the bank that gave me a 22% APR car loan for my first car on there?

Fuck Santander

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Good thing grandmas are on there. I hate grandmas 😡😡🤬🤬

[–] runeko@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You just got

TOYOTA COROLLA’D

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[–] dtjones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lexmark seems like such a niche thing to put here but I know about it because it's based in my hometown. Also it deserves to be placed next to the soyboy.

[–] assplode@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

NATURE VALLEY IS A GOD TIER GRANOLA BAR!!!

[–] frankspurplewings@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for being a friend 🥹