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Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor (www.theonion.com)
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Worth it just for the photo!

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least it wasn't a piano contest.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Nice to remember that in addition to being a strong wartime leader defending his country, asking for ammunition instead of evacuating, and visiting the front lines.... he can also play the piano with his dick.

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

They should each construct a giant mecha and duel each other for various territories ala Robot Jox:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKqKggYdDE&pp=ygURcm9ib3Qgam94IHRyYWlsZXI%3D

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I am picturing this legendary dance battle:

https://www.youtube.com/live/_VM3g3VyN-g?si=s_3KH2F-PavhOsXP

[–] Nasom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This was my first thought. Is there something South Park has not done?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)