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Litter-Robot Recalls Thousands Of Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes That Accidentally Transported Cats To Year 1300 (www.theonion.com)
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[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man I’d love it if our litter robot was a time machine. Sounds dope.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Like that Jack Black movie where it sends the poo somewhere else…

We had one of these and liked it but one of our cats is an asshole and refused to use it.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

Sounds like an SCP

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Chief O'Brian does not approve

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

And it STILL stinks