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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

mixer for singles

Imagine the kind of person you could meet there

Nobody will get laid. Definitionally, everyone there loves incest

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Going to attend in a full suit of armor and tip my bascinet at the ladies m'dam

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Right but they all take that exciting energy back to fuck their brothers and sisters

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

USUALLY SELLS OUT

hahaha

Also,

Eduard von Habsburg

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last of the royal bloodline becomes a retvrn anime pfp guy on twitter.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An alternate universe where the royalty of Europe start a WW1 scale conflict based on which cartoon teenagers they have an unhealthy relationship with

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There has to be at least one anime that is based on this premise.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

kelly 異世界対戦

::: spoiler spoiler Insead of "sekai taisen" for world war, it's "isekai taisen" because animes

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From the website about page

Karl, a visibly saintly man, who spent his precious two years on the throne making multiple offers for peace that were rejected. This caused the war to be extended two more years and millions of more deaths. In 1918 WWI came to an end, the empire was dismantled with the help of masons and other anti-Catholics here and abroad, and Karl and his wife, Empress Zita, were arrested and literally shipped 2000 miles away to a Portuguese island called Madeira off the coast of west Africa, with their seven children following later. He died there soon after, in penury, at the age of 34, leaving his pregnant wife of ten years, the Servant-of-God Empress Zita, and seven young children.

Historians believe that had this young, holy emperor been able to remain on the throne, the next century of world-shaping horrors in eastern Europe [civil wars, Nazi-ism, then communism, and now in many parts practical atheism] would not have occurred. And by extension, the world would be today a much better place in which to live.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People are always describing me as visibly saintly

Also they have pictures from previous years

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

amazing how they try their best to describe the beautiful island of madeira as some kind of hellhole...

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OH MY KING

ofc the guy organizing this is a realtor.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First thing I noticed as well, realtors being monarchists is really on the nose

Makes sense. The Tories were historically the party of big landowners.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Me, i wanna see the habsburg jawline make a triumphant return.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

"LAST YEAR'S EVENT SAW 700 ATTENDEES FROM 28 STATES AND 6 FOREIGN COUNTRIES" According to their website

[–] Des@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wonder what the percentage of weird kaiserreich players will be there

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

20% and growing as they find suitable cousins to wed

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Paradox will announce Crusader Kings 4 at one of these

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

is this real or one of those bits where it's a modern thing but all the details are shit from the 1700s

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll volunteer to report on it. I used to be obsessed with this stuff back when I was a lib in high school. I once read through a biography of Charles V written by this guy's son. God I had no life.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hesitate to send anyone to Plano, but it's for a good cause

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I could always gain their trust by reciting their genealogies back to them. Lol.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

TIL there's a graphic design equivalent of Habsburg Jaw

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

WHAT THE 2022 ATTENDEES HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE SYMPOSIUM

Dear David, dear Jocelyne,

Thank you very much for the immense work you did for making the symposium for Blessed Karl such a success. It was a wonder that all 700 people stayed until the end completely taken by their thirst to know more about blessed Karl.

All my love to you both of you as well as all your dear children, Yours in Christ Princess Maria-Anna and Prince Piotr

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Mfers really out here trying to resurrect the Holy Roman Empire