The Onion

There's a guy in my community where this news isn't satire.

We have some bloke who goes to a local printing shop and gets a bunch of custom yard signs by the dozens every other week. If he wasn't such a bigot it would be fun looking at what is the sign of the day lol.

Just a few weeks ago there was a "Girl Scouts are going woke!" sign 😐

God I don't think it's ever been easier to eat the onion than with his headline. In fact I'm 99% sure this is actually happening somewhere.

I didn't eat the onion because I read the sub first, yet it still made me think did this get posted to the wrong sub?

I actually briefly got mashed by this one 🤦‍♂️

Girl Scout Cookies can woke right into my mouth!

If a conservative "think" tank wasted that amount of money and went nowhere, I'd say the money was well spent. That's $40m they cannot spend on other things.

I almost didn't notice the community this was from. It really does seem like something they would do.

That's a lot of cookies. Damn.

Dammit...I nearly ate the onion.

If they ever did this I'd probably riot over tagalongs.

I actually had to verify that this was satire.

In reality I suspect it could be done for less than a million.

See I knew this was fake because the girl scouts is a cookie company that somehow uses child labor. They don't teach those girls anything about knots, knives, fire, guns, boats, or anything like that.

How hard can it be, they have "girl" right there in the name! 🙄😂