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What's the current sneak point? Anyone have intel?

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can swim pretty good but I'm scared of waves.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

threaten the waves with your sword

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

The rare Hasselhoff class Ekranoplan. Only one was built.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Call in for backup:

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you get your hands on the warp whistle, you can teleport straight to Central Ukraine, the Land of Giants and get the Chernobyl armor set which gives you +5 to rad resistance

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The trick is to get two warp whistles, the second one will teleport you to Putin's castle (the Kremlin)

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Beware though, it also permanently gives you the nazi debuff; you can only ally with imperial core countries for the rest of the playthrough and your character's intelligence stats are halved forever.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear security will just let you through if you brandish the sword

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I'll tell them I'm highly trained. Maybe teach them a few moves htat could kill a terrorist.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

You just take your sword out of your scabbard real quick while shouting "shing" and next thing you know you're standing behind the Russian army as it neatly divides down the middle.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm telling you, there are no dragons in Ukraine, waltzing in their with Gram isn't going to fix anything. No one in the Rada has scales!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The sword is my sidearm. I am hoping Ukraine gives me a sniper rifle and drones. They are in the most videos. Then if Russians storm my last stand I use the sword and kill them in doorways where guns don't work

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Just take a regular plane. Any plane, destination doesn't matter. There is a little known rule of honor among pilots where if you show him your sword he has to land the plane wherever you tell him.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Get the sword from Thundercats and use its scrying power to find a hole in the enemy defenses