chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
I can swim pretty good but I'm scared of waves.
threaten the waves with your sword
The rare Hasselhoff class Ekranoplan. Only one was built.
Call in for backup:
If you get your hands on the warp whistle, you can teleport straight to Central Ukraine, the Land of Giants and get the Chernobyl armor set which gives you +5 to rad resistance
The trick is to get two warp whistles, the second one will teleport you to Putin's castle (the Kremlin)
Beware though, it also permanently gives you the nazi debuff; you can only ally with imperial core countries for the rest of the playthrough and your character's intelligence stats are halved forever.
I hear security will just let you through if you brandish the sword
I'll tell them I'm highly trained. Maybe teach them a few moves htat could kill a terrorist.
You just take your sword out of your scabbard real quick while shouting "shing" and next thing you know you're standing behind the Russian army as it neatly divides down the middle.
I'm telling you, there are no dragons in Ukraine, waltzing in their with Gram isn't going to fix anything. No one in the Rada has scales!
The sword is my sidearm. I am hoping Ukraine gives me a sniper rifle and drones. They are in the most videos. Then if Russians storm my last stand I use the sword and kill them in doorways where guns don't work
Just take a regular plane. Any plane, destination doesn't matter. There is a little known rule of honor among pilots where if you show him your sword he has to land the plane wherever you tell him.
Get the sword from Thundercats and use its scrying power to find a hole in the enemy defenses