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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Untrue. My partner and I are both raccoons.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But I don't own a dishwasher... 😰

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then are you a sink piler or wash-as-you-goer :)

[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have a dishwasher and somehow I'm both a sink piler and a Scandinavian architect

Edit: can't type for shit

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least you’re not a side table stacker like me shrug

[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife does this... she always wins too because I just cant leave dishes around and I think she knows it. But thats ok!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find that if the racoon people are tasked with unloading the dishwasher on a regular basis they slowly but surely learn why we don't set glasses face up or tupperware in with lid firmly sealed. I do step in to check that the sprayer arms aren't blocked though as that is a one and done for the motor.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't the arm usually not turned by motor but rather by water pressure?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, is it? We had one break that way when I was a kid (in the 80s) and I was told it was the motor. I haven't looked into it since. We just used the dishwasher as a dish cupboard after that and had to hand wash until that house was sold. Lol.

Yep for this very reason.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I am both. So is my partner.

We have ADHD.

On the plus side, neither of us judges the other if we come across a task poorly done.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm either depending on my mood.

[–] Arigion@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tantheiel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have never felt more vindicated or called out before.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think "stacking" is the appropriate verb for how the high-on-meth raccoon types do it.

"Shove", maybe "pile", possibly "throw".

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How lucky are you to live in a house where somebody other than you does the dishes.

[–] wahming@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You may not feel that way if you're the Scandinavian architect

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

confirmed, I am the racoon

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

I live with raccoons.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And either way the dishes get clean

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

False. U clearly don't live with one of the methed out coon gang. My wife puts measuring cups and similarly shaped / sized items in tf upside down so they just get filled with sediment water and grossness. Do better raccoons. Do better.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clean often enough to avoid food poisoning or gastrointestinal problems.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro my dishes are physically clean before they even go in the dishwasher. As long as the dishwasher has soap and hot water my shits clean.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We don't have a dishwasher so everything is by hand. My complaint is with my wife who is great at many things but doing dishes properly is not one of them. I love her dearly but she's the kind of person that will see a bowl that looks clean on the counter and place it back in the cabinet with all the clean ones ... without remembering that we had used it for chips and it was lined with potato chip grease. I find plates, bowls, spoons, forks like this at least once a week and it drives me nuts.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sounds like her problem isn't 'doing the dishes'. It's 'not doing the dishes'.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hell, just leaving it where it is for whoever is going to actually clean it is better than that!

If it looks clean and is on the drying rack it can go back in the cupboard

Regardless of if it looks clean, if it isn't on the drying rack or in the cupboard, it needs washing again.

I'd go insane if my partner was putting dirty stuff back in the cupboards like that.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago

solution could maybe be designating a staging area for dirty dishes so theres less ambiguity

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

*household.

In my living situation i am single but have two roommates that CANNOT stack the dishwasher for shit. They end up running it twice on most days because they "cannot make themselves understand certain tasks due to having ADHD". 🤔

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta go fast.

Dishwasher full, dishes clean, task successful.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

That poses the question, which one are you, Coley? Because you don't look like a Scandinavian architect to me...

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I laughed for a solid minute prompting my partner to investigate. Can confirm this is truth and I Recieve regular scolding for my raccoon like behaviour.