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This is in response to that cop pointing a gun at Aaron Bushnell and yelling at him to get on the ground as he self immolates. Its insane, americans are insane fascists

https://twitter.com/PJDeU2/status/1762192970483171566

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago (3 children)

my toddler son entered the room, unable to breathe and grasping at his throat. as I am a highly trained American cop, my fear pushes me to deploy a tactical response. my first general order is to gain control of the situation. to immediate effect of the afformentioned duty, I unholstered my weapon, pointed it at him, and yelled at him to get on the ground.

my brain has been certified by the shooting board as "Good, Actually" and I have been cleared to return to my status as training officer.

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

frothingfash THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SIR THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SIR THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SIR frothingfash

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

If the toddler was following the rules they would never have choked on anything. Clearly they were no angel.

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

You literally just said your toddler son was rushing you. You didn’t have a choice

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

HOW DOES SHOOTING A MAN WHOS LITERALLY SET HIMSELF ON FIRE MAKE THE FIRE LESS DANGEROUS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

This is legitimately driving me mad, Im so pissed off at the insanely fascist mind of the average liberal.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

That's the kind of world they want to live in, but they don't want the citizens to have the guns.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cop who panics during public speaking and points gun at the audience

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT NOW! DON'T MOVE! HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Its like the bit in Disco Elysium if you fail the Authority check and you start crying and screaming at nothing. Except its real life and these guys constantly kill people because of it.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just downloaded the game but haven't been able to play it yet.

Everything I hear about it, including this, is great. Haha

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Its reputation is well earned. Its easily one of the best video games Ive ever played.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 29 points 2 years ago

They have a stronger fear reaction than empathy reaction, and their response to fear is deadly force.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haven't seen it either, but...

No investigation, no right to speak.

No, fuck it.

Ukraine/Israel flag emoji, no right to speak.

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Honestly, the latter is covered by the former.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Demons, husks, vampires, draugr, jotunn, djinn, zombies, ghouls. None of them compare to liberals.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Hey now. Djinn are cool. Don't bring them into this.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I havent seen it either but (horrificly cruel nonsense)"

Every day liberals enlighten me more on why the Soviet Union used the term "Citizen" rather than "Comrade" as an insult.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

It wasn't an insult, but a default official address term for non-communists.

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

So they agree, a cops instinct is to shoot first and not help

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I did see the video and the pig in question keeps pointing his gun at Bushnell after he has collapsed on the ground and others are putting him out with fire extinguishers.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Perhaps he's wondering why you'd shoot a man who set himself on fire!? [BANE]

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

So it's like... there's kind of something here? That probably was the first time that cop had ever seen someone on fire, and when we find ourselves face to face with completely new experiences, we tend to fall back on instinct or training. And the training that the cop fell back on was drawing his weapon and threatening the man who was on fire, so that tells you a little bit about cops (that we knew already). I also wouldn't be surprised if that cop needs therapy after seeing that shit up close and in person.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

maybe he thought firearms are for fighting fire

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Hopefully he needs therapy and hopefully that therapy will lead him to finding a new line of work

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Need shinigami eyes but it shows if people used the flag on their social media

[–] Liz@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gregory's second comment is correct. When you panic, you default to your training. It's the whole reason you train in the first place. This dude short-circuited and ended up on the default "draw gun and yell get on the ground" loop.

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thats the least problematic comment in the thread, yeah, but thats still horrific. That American police are trained to default to pulling out their weapon is an insane fucking thing

[–] Liz@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago

Oh, sorry, I meant that it was the only correct comment. The rest are insane and not worth engaging with. That's my fault for poor wording.

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I just lost my like 6th account because of a violation of the tos on violent speech and these liberal dogs are going to drive me to lose my 7th.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Depraved Zionist cretin revels in human suffering, what a surprise!