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I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)

Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.

😈

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

rape

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.