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[–] iso@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 3 points 2 years ago

Blowing up a shark

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

[–] Arthurbodhi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

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[–] N_Crow@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

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[–] aut4fr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

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Starting a cult.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nuking Pasagardae

[–] fraksken 3 points 2 years ago

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a typical palworld tamer

[–] Kattail_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Building without a permit.

[–] ProfessorGumby@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

aggressive spelling

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

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[–] Yrt@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

[–] YoHuckleberry@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

[–] doricub@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Illegal Gambling

[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Speeding (STK)

[–] zloboslav@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

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[–] exoplanetary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Stacking up colorful bricks

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[–] brakenium@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

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