Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Winning the treble with Spurs

war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.

Violation of the genva convention.

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

aggressive spelling

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Blowing up a shark

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Building without a permit.

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

speeding in super tux kart

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

Speeding (STK)

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?