killing zealots

Overthrowing a mega corporation

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Animal abuse

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

A wee bit of terrorism

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Necromancy

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.