Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Building code violations (Minecraft)

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

reckless driving

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Intergalactic genocide

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

I don't know... Majonging?

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Cheating at Poker

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Animal abuse

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.