Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Falcon punching Pikachu.

War crimes.

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Killing mr house

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Killing the queen (chess)

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

not slaying the princess I guess.

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Do porn games on an old android count?

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Rimworld players:

Punching trees

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...