Tax Fraud.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Unlicensed space travel

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Stealing villager's beds.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Supporting democracy!

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Genocide

Democracy (it was helldivers)

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Space mining.

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Being an ex yakuza

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

War crimes.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.