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"We cannot make contact with anyone who has successfully used our sovcit bullshit to magically acquire a house without paying any money."
The problem is we can't seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.
I really love this line. It's just so unthinkable to them that the covcit legal rituals don't work they never even consider the possibility.
They are SO close to getting a revelation...
Everyone knows for a fact that humans can fly if they believe hard enough while flapping their arms and jumping from the tallest building in town. The problem is that we can't seem to make contact with anyone who has completed the process.
No, you throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Not surprisingly, this is how you orbit a planet. You just need sufficient horizontal velocity such that the planet curves away from you as fast or faster than you fall towards it. So you are falling, and continually missing.
Whoops! WHEEEEE-HEHEHEEEEEEE!!!
I am convinced that this whole sovcit thing was a joke that was concocted by 4chan and it just got a little out of control.
Well it dates back to the 1970s so no, but I'm sure they've made it worse.
I have two questions:
- Huh?
- What?!
Can you find anyone who completed the process lol.
The super secret contact: master of special forms, sayer of secret words, user of Balance of Natural.
Why did bother taking out a mortgage when I bought my house? I could have just ignored it with some magic paperwork! Sheesh, what a waste of money.! 😁
So many forms to fill out, they need to streamline the process like the music industry did and just use a single secret code to pay for everything.
Ahahahahaha