Great, now consulting a search engine on questions about vim the text editor will yield equally awkward results as consulting a search engine on matters concerning latex the typesetting system.
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Other examples that are horrible to search for:
matrix/element (yields html coding and other unrelated info)
Signal (pretty common term for anything but the secure messenger)
Shit, I remember googling "How to kill a child", my next search was "How to kill a child process." I'm probably on a list somewhere.
I think we've all been at a point like this
For matrix i only got the movie's as a result
While I understand the idea behind the naming scheme of matrix, it's an awful name. The naming behind synapse/dendrite is better I believe. But I don't have a better idea.
It was renamed, thats what pisses me off. The client was renamed from riot (much more unique in software context) to element. I assume riot was not investor friendly which is a lame ass reason too.
Vim commandline goes :BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Another thing that's hard to quit.
How do vim exit me?
Reboot the whole system.
I don't like your name..
How to turn off that vim wand
just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe
I'm a micro fan myself, but I imagine that'll give the same results
Why doesn’t this damn thing have a simple off switch like everything else?
Greybeard/greypube: “Ahhctually it is fast and simple and it’s not funny that noobs can’t rtfm. How hard is it to remember squeeze, twist, remove?”
␛⃣ :q! ⏎⃣
Classic VIM. It's not intuitive and probably won't get the job done unless you really know what you're doing.
🤔 wondering what the emacs equivalent would be
i think emacs can probably already do that with the right plugins
Apparently, ice cream.
There are also several financial institutions named emaqs:-P
And an Employee Management and Compensation System in California:-D.
Esc Meta Alt Ctrl Shift: "hotkeys" will never be the same again...
I use vim btw
neo(n orange)vim
Vagina instant massaging
€150 is crazy.
For quality battery one's, it's not, but these may be dropshipping garbage.
Move around your back with jklm.