Base form Goku would mop the floor with any of the other candidates easily. He MIGHT have to use kaiyoken if Klobuchar is running.
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He wouldn't get that far, Goku's already proven vulnerable to the heart attack gun.
Future Trunks would come, slice Biden and Kamala in half, and then give Goku the anti-heart attack gun pills.
But what if Hillary gets the dragon balls and wishes to run for president as the Democratic candidate again?
Shenron can only revive something once, and hilldawg already had two dead campaigns.
We all know she used a wish in 2016 to get ahead of Bernie.
: "Mighty Shenron, make me President of the United States!"
🐲: "THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER. FAREWELL"
That would be the most Hillary thing to do. Don’t wish to improve the world. Don’t wish to win. Just wish to run.
As a black person, I can speak for the entire black American community and say that this also guarantees 100% of the black vote.
When he declares Asuka as his running mate every other candidate will forfeit on the spot
Trump is gonna cast a gengitsu tho
Im not American but next election im gonna vote for Goku. You cant stop me
Hello NYT writer, please include this post in your expose on foreign election interference. I want my handle to be famous.
unelectable is the polite way of saying "HATED" "UNPOPULAR" "LESS CHARISMA THAN A SHOE"
Alternatively that they want to improve things for anyone below the top 10% (being generous here).
I'd give Goku my energy. 👐
Article is three years old btw. It talks about making Harris a SCOTUS justice and Biden picking a better VP, who then might take his place in 2024.
this is how 
can still win
What's the nuclear option, blasting Biden with gamma particles and hoping he gets super powers?
Starting nuclear war with Russia
I'm guessing the Biden- Goku team up is somehow a sequel to this.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
There is no precedent for a sitting vice president being nominated to the Supreme Court. However, Erwin Chemerinsky, the dean of the University of California at Berkeley School of Law, said: "I do not see any impediment to a sitting vice president being nominated for the Supreme Court."
If the unlikely theory were to play out Ms Harris would need to be confirmed to the court by a simple majority in the Senate, which is split 50-50, and where she herself currently holds the casting vote as Vice President.
Holy shit. Isn't Kamala incredibly unqualified to be on the Supreme Court? And she would get to effectively nominate herself to it? Lmao what the fuck. Talk about failing upwards.
Who tf else are they gonna run in place of Biden? 
This mf? Get the fuck outta here lol.
This is about voting for Goku
It's her turn
Pete has saibaman energy
What would Goku's politics be? More funding for physical education/youth sports? Challenge other countries to a 1v1 instead of going to war? Senzu bean-based healthcare for all?
Give China all the nukes to make them stronger so he can fight them in a friendly match