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[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Better drink my own piss

[–] gehrluke@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

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[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

All full of beeps.

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Dada or Mama probably

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Oh shit... I left the oven on

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Well, that happened

[–] Squeak@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] MakunaHatata@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“It’ll buff out…”

[–] st0v@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Boom, headshot.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What am I going to do with these two boxes

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

[–] banichan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Oh come onnnnnn!

[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...

[–] YaksDC@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"Fucking Empire!"

[–] redline23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fucking finally, now I can rest in peace.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fucking FINALLY!

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

[–] necromancyr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well, that's going to leave a mark.

[–] small44@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

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