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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

"what are you talking about, my end of the ship has never been higher!"

[–] RION@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

Boat expert here! That ship is clearly communicating that it is in distress and shouldn't be put in this situation

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Well you see, the back fell off.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

maddened he's right that ship isn't sunk the bottom is almost exposed its clearly capsized

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

The "My dad just went out for a pack of smokes, he'll be back any hour now" of the geopolitics world.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

smuglord "You can't tell in the picture but it's tilted like that 'cuz the advanced Western Engineering is making it go so fast!"

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

It's pining for the fjords

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

The vessel's operator said it was being towed to Djibouti but could still sink.

They should wait till the tow-ship comes and then properly sink them both

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

The boat's not sinking, it's just a little tipsy

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

It's just a little eepy.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Weekend at sternie’s

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So many sex arses contaminated with sea water sadness-abysmal

[–] mushroom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

don't worry this just makes them decaf sex arses

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The UK still occupies several islands outside the UK, therefore the sun hasn't set on the anglo isles

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

has it been towed outside the environment yet?

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Boats can have a little rest. As a treat.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd say she sunk, but aint yet sank.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

post the same thing, but say it was Ukraine sinking a russian vessel and watch the same libs call it the most sunken ship that has ever sank.