You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy's hole
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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Jesus fill me with your love
Jesus, I can feel your warmth inside me.
Hi, Jesus here! Please line up
And assume the position
Brought the bar of soap
"Cum all ye faithful."
Lube up y'all. Grab your ankles.
Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
Well I'm a heterosexual woman and I've never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I'd let him in.
I mean as long as he's not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let's clearly establish that boundary.
Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
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Ahh dad and son runing a personnel whore house it seems.
It isn't called the g spot for nothing!
So the priests and scout leaders were being helpful?
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