the_dunk_tank

New York dems really might be the worst in the country.

In large parts of the state everybofy just votes for dems so everybody just runs as a Democrat even if they're a boilerplate republican.

And then they proceed to begrudgingly eventually do the worst possible version of anything as slowly as possible.

Not that weed legalisation is that important of an issue but new york "legalizing" recreational pot and now 4 full years later there still aren't any stores that can legally sell it practically anywhere outside a major city is a perfect metaphor.

People are just saying fuck it and selling it out of roadside stands and largely not being harassed because "we got sick of waiting for the fucking politicians to do literally anything right" is a reasonable argument.

The fucking governor almost lost to a long island dipshit chud because of how universally the democratic leadership in this state sucks rotten possum asshole.

I am once again begging liberals to understand that time is linear.

Edit: This is like saying, in 1942, "I really wish the nazis would go back to acting like they did in the early 30s" without a hint of irony.

Not even doing the "moderate Republican" schtik. If I live long enough it's going to be real funny seeing Trump rehabilitated in 15-20 years.

Boehner?????? Dude is/was an absolute ghoul

When I look up "New York Hochul", one of the first news stories I see has the headline 'Cocktails-to-go in New York still on the table: What Gov. Kathy Hochul proposes'

In a statement, Hochul said to-go drinks were a critical lifeline for the hospitality industry and a beloved treat for consumers. "Since then, we've legalized to-go alcohol on a temporary basis, and it's been wildly successful for bars, restaurants, and everyday New Yorkers."

I feel like combining that (and everything it entails) with this gives you a quintessential dem these days, being able to take your brunch mimosas with you while also (quietly) wanting to deport everyone with a darker complexion than new fallen snow

One of the few thing I got right when I was a lib was the conviction that when Democrats and Republicans “work together to get things done”, 100% of the time that “thing” is something that’s objectively very bad.

I miss when people weren't demanding better things

Democrats have to be the first party asking to be less relevant than they are. If I was a lib, this would be a perfect time to make a "well ackyually le drumpf, WE'RE tired of winning." joke.

hArM rEdUcTiOn

She’s a fucking moron

New York wants to fence & razor wire off the Canadian border? i thought yall liked the hosers