this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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[–] wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My brain said no, my dick says yes

[–] NotMelon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.

[–] Lemmygizer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] arymandias@feddit.de 44 points 2 years ago

Definitely a C 4 effort.

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jason@lemy.lol 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's got big weird teefers

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And more importantly no lips to cover them

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

Look up mileena from mortal kombat

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did your original post get removed?

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 217 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Yep, very demotivating when you put all the effort into screenshotting and reposting someone else’s meme and then it gets removed.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Next time poorly photoshop a blahaj in the background and you’ll get top post of all time.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

196 are actually super toxic in my experience

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

"Mmmmm...that's a good girl."


Dracula

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's pretty hot, so I'm thinking....maybe??

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

I'm sure she learned from the first time.

[–] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

When she starts chewing and your life flashes before your eyes.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Human penises, on the other hand...

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Maybe he just had his period.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

196 is very delicate

[–] An_Ugly_Bastard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The what? Link please

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maye she got it all right and he just has prostate cancer

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're a glass-half-full kinda guy aren't you? Jealous!

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Whatever you want man; you're the optimist here.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Is the joke that she injured his dick with her teeth?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pissposting

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Kryptonian girl ended up crushing the human cock or something. I unno, I am no marvel scientist

[–] ooosssay@ani.social 1 points 2 years ago

When it’s coming all over you