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I think embryos are parasites if the host doesn't want it.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

i think this doesnt go far enough. sperm should count as a baby, and men should be tried for murder every time they cum.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Not only when jacking off

Even when they're conceiving a child, only 1 of those swimmers make it

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Not a man, but I jack off explicitly because I know every time I do, I'm committing a small genocide of my gene pool.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

You must carry your sperm to term. volcel-kamala

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Wet dream? Believe it or not, straight to jail!

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

It is so grim if you have a uterus right now.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Now babies are frozen embryos then. Balance must be maintained.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Republicans unironically doing the Every Sperm is Sacred bit.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] arymandias@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Cum socks are babies and washing them is murder. 7-2 ruling