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[–] Risk@feddit.uk 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Surprised this was made public so soon to be honest.

[–] marsokod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

You cannot really hide it. The launch has to be public to warn airplanes and ships so they can avoid the area. And once the launch is public, such a failure is quite evident to anyone who was interested in following it, so you might has well publish the news instead of trying to hide the unhidable.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My first thought was "I wonder how often this sort of thing happens in US tests and drills. Because there's absolutely zero chance they would tell us."

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally every US mishap makes the news, are you high?

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How would you know if they aren't telling you? Idk about you, but I'm not getting any reports about drills and tests from my representative. Maybe military contractors are getting that for the specific equipment they're selling so they can improve on issues, but I don't expect that that info is publicly available. After all, mishaps might hurt stock valuation 🙃

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nice! Thanks for the resource!

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everytime a plane skids off the runway you hear about it in the news, sorry your congressman didn't personally send you a letter about it.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's not the same as a submarine testing a missile launch, dude. A plane missing a runway is something that people nearby will see. I'm talking about stuff that would require clearance to even know that they're testing it in the first place lol.

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Get it out and over with...

Keep it secret it's twice the size when it gets loose. (Pardon my phrasing)

[–] sonori@beehaw.org 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone has trouble getting it up sometimes, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I vaguely remember an article about pollution affecting penis size and performance. Perhaps this submarine was a part of that study.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

British Empire became United Kingdom and that will shortly become the Kingdom of England and Wales 🤞

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Personally i hope for just Republic of England (People's Republic of England actually but sadly it's currently not very probable).

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah they love their monarchy and caste system too much

[–] ijhoo@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RandomUser@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Yes prime minister is the most accurate documentary about British politics of all time.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine scene on board the sub.

"Errrm guys the missile, which is full of fuel, is coming down on top of us. Suggest we move, sharpish!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Engage evasive manoeuver reverse sharpish left zag-zig Omega 0, full skedaddle speed.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I love you comment here. That is all.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Tally-ho, chaps!

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is an Arsenal failure.

FC Porto 1 Arsenal 0

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See the trouble with arsenal is, they always try to walk it in

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

A trident missile flopping into the sea is, to be fair, a ludicrous display.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

So that's why they were making such a big deal about NK's rocket tests, they were insecure at the results they were getting.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Missile is against Brexit. Seems reasonable to me.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well, that's why they do excersises and tests.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but this sort of test shouldn't fail, and it absolutely shouldn't fail twice in a row.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now they know there's something wrong elsewhere don't they? They don't exactly want this to happen, armchair-engineer.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am an engineer, specifically a test & commissioning engineer, but the chair I'm in right now doesn't have arms.

Yes, the purpose of the test is to confirm things are working correctly, but for this kind of test you're supposed to make absolutely sure you have all your ducks in a row before you proceed.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nuclear submarine ballistics engineer?

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For all you know I could be. I'm certainly showing more technical expertise than you are these last few comments. You seem to just be arguing for the sake of it, and not really contributing anything of value to the discussion.

No one needs to be that involved with this to know that it's a very bad thing that they've failed twice in a row, both with initial propulsion issues - they haven't even go to the point of testing the multiple warheads delivery stage.

This isn't a case of "well, testing is supposed to sort out these issues", like it is with SpaceX developing a new rocket. This is a tried and tested solution that is in operation and actively maintained. It's a big deal that it's fucked up twice in a row.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

For all I know you're taking some mild trolling too far?