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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the real question is how hard they'd come down on him for enslaving the Oompa Loompas

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What would he do if the Oompa Loompas unionized?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably sell out to Slugsworth and have the factory shuttered

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Oompa Loompa's battling the Pinkertons with candy canes they licked until sharp as surgical scalpels

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oompa loompa doopity let

The oompas are forming a soviet

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Oompa loompa doopity dee

We are taking the factory

Oompa looma doopity da

We are killing the bourgeois

[–] worlds_okayest_mech_pilot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Wonka should have opened his factory in a contributory negligence state. Then his lawyers can spend all day picking out the kids' screw-ups

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago