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[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm actually surprised this isn't a thing yet, especially considering how people have latched into the fluoride in drinking water conspiracy and fluorine is in the same group as iodine.

Honestly just make some arsenic supplements and tell people that arsenic is naturally occurring in nature but the government wants it taken out of everything because it blocks woke receptors in the brain.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lead

made roman empire what it was

made america into industrial superpower

now they've cancelled lead, and look where it got us

Buy my lead supplements in sugar form

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I imagine how this is how the mob offloads a shit ton of illegal chemicals, Joey Walnuts knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Alex Jones so that pallet of asbestos in Newark can be turned into supplements.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

MaxForce+ is nothing more than coffee grounds and old copies of the New Jersey Register

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, tons of them are already terrified of fluoride...

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hell, come to think of it. You could convince half of the US to start regularly taking steroids and claim that the "wokes" made it all up to ban it and feminize men.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This basically already exists, it's what modern day dodgy TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) clinics are. Scaremongering about how men's testosterone levels in developed countries are the lowest in history and how this is the cause of all of men's problems, then offer them the cure in TRT. Basically giving these people with no health issues injectable testosterone, which some use as a steroid to get unnaturally high test levels and build muscle with that.

Not only does this hurt the men that fall victim to this, but men that actually have hormonal health issues and need TRT.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I think Genocide Joe introduced the bill that banned anabolic steroids, so that could actually play really well into the culture war.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just tell them the government is trying to use it in conjunction with HAARP to put it in your water to take your property then link them an article about how fema encourages you to treat your water during a natural disaster.