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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.ml 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago
[–] i_cant_sports@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago
[–] belouve 31 points 2 years ago

I’m told this is how you clear your browser history.

[–] medienlampe@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago

Quoth the Socket „Nevermore.“

[–] theterrasque 10 points 2 years ago

Perfect for when they took your red stapler

[–] NaoPb@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Ooh, this is the rare 110v to e-waste converter!

[–] sidewalker@thesidewalkends.io 7 points 2 years ago

Heheh. I laugh-snorted at this one. Good show.

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

This is what it feels like when your router gets fried because fecking DSL isn't lightning-proof

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Finally a cord for my vacuum that only has an rj45. If anyone spots a 220v to mico-usb, let me know. My stove has been offline for weeks.

[–] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

The latest laptop charging infrastructure

[–] knobbysideup@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

That's some good BOFH stuff right there.

[–] wgs@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Also works as PLC, how useful !

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Alright, I'm gonna ask: This is a joke cable right?

Every time I see something I'm absolutely sure is a joke cable, somebody links me to a piece of real hardware that actually needs that monstrosity of a cable.

But this time, I am 99% sure... Nothing actually could possibly have any use for this cable....right?

I would be more sure if one end wasn't a network cable end. Networking people have some deeply weird cables...

[–] Steam-Roller@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago
[–] elzapp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The real kill-a-watt

[–] BaelfireNightshd@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Quoth the raven “Never more” (will that Ethernet port work)