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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He said he lost 70% of his portfolio when the trading platform FTX and cryptocurrency Terra/Luna collapsed in 2022. Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma​​ over personality traits), the events that happened to Rocso were driven by the “eclipse of Taurus and Scorpio.”

SMH couldn't predict the collapse.

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Amateur… all my Vedic astrology homies got out of Luna in time and are living the top dog life in Montenegro with two baby mamas 😤

Side note, it’s fucking weird seeing crypto or finance bros get into all the “entry-level” spiritual shit. He even says his purpose in this life is “service”. Homie even read The Law Of One and still got into crypto. Like wtf lol

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No thoughts just vibes

Honestly, kinda jelly

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma​​ over personality traits)

He cut out the fat and went straight to the root of capitalist trading. He’s way ahead of the game

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Typical scorpio.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

always a bigger grift

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago
[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The American media sphere is just all layers of grifters interviewing and commenting on one another now, isn't it?

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

peppino-ha get fucked moron

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so did he blow his parent's $440,000 or where did he get more more than most of us will ever see?

[–] Galli@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

easy to make that kinda money as an astrologer, you just divine which star sign has incoming prosperity and then find out what stocks people with that sign are invested in

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This is what happens when you don't know that a slurp juice can be used on multiple apes.

[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

MY APES. GONE.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Caleb brought down the Hammer

[–] flan@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is this an article about a youtuber ripping on some random guy who lost a bunch of money?

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

its a parable about every layer of the value creation chain

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

bankman-fried sends his regards

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Is he a licensed astrologer?