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Sizzle sizzle (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by reef@lemmy.ca to c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
 

The waiter:

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[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brings out huge skillet of meat and veg, gives you one 3" tortilla.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

That's how you know they aren't making the tortillas fresh and are just buying the cheapest ones at the store.

[–] admiralteal@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The sizzling is just a squirt of regular old tap water onto the pan right before they bring it to the table. It's the sound of wet meat.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Today I learned. Sorrow is mine.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I didn't even want to spend $$$ here, I just wanted to appreciate my chicken quesadilla with a glass of ice water and perhaps a mint. Don't need that fajita FOMO, Dave Ramsay, help me...

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And thats why three orders of fajitas are made when one gets ordered