Aka burnout
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TIL I've been a burnout since kindergarten
Same, same same. That's aka neurodivergent and undiagnosed.
No regrets!
Fr. My manager asked me what my 5 year goal was and I almost said ' to keep slacking off and cashing the checks you're sending me'. They think I'm working hard, why would I change my situation LoL. Being a lazy fuck when people can't tell is my sweet spot.
So you go out and are a lazy piece of shit at the place of the person who told you to go out, duh!