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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don't have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wrong.

Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.

A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was singing What a Wonderful World in my head before I realized this wasn't the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGKqH26xlg

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you mean, what other song could it be referring to?

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this is definitely meant to go to that tune. It's just not the usual lyrics.

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[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

RIP Mitch Hedberg

[–] virku@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.