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[–] joe@lemmy.today 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, I was gonna say international housewife

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Intercontinental ballistic housewife

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I think that's how they used to advertise mail-order brides in the classier porn mags.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Domestic housewives are subs while feral housewives are doms

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

None of these words are in the Bible.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Woah, do i have to tame a feral helper and turn it into domestic helper?

Nvm that really sounds so wrong 😂

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Palworld modders are already working on it and we all know it

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ms. Izumi doesn't need fixing but she can teach you to be worse.

First though she'll drop you in a deserted island to survive for a month.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is she with me on the island?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

No, she'll come back one month later to check if you're alive. Might send her employee to steal your food too.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Me: I can fix her

*ends up in a hut in the woods