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submitted 2 years ago by WrongFacts@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If you fart too hard you'll lose your structural integrity and collapse like a floppy sack of flesh.

Your actual skeleton left you because he was tired of your shit

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's not true!

I am supported by a series of fluid filled bladders that support my body through hydro-static pressure

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

speech-r

mystery-emote 🕷

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

nerd gas is a fluid

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Assuming I don't want to deflate and become a blob.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

How do you explain the expression ‘skin and bones’ if its just farts.

checkmate communist.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I have done the science and have discovered that a bunch of farts becomes a poo