Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you're a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.

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[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

you cant fool me, Todd Clorox

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the biggest bonus: it makes you more intimidating so employees will work harder, for longer hours, and lower pay.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It’s true my uncle is a landlord and he drinks bleach all the time. Says it’s great for his skin

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

MORE WRONG FACTS!

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Marx failed to consider that exploiters are just built different