Spspspsp?
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Beat me to it
Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.
The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
From the looks of things... too late! (gulp :-P)
It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.
I'd still slow-blink to see if friend.
pspspsps
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Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit
Just turn your back so it will know you're not interested.
Skat skat skat... Yell it, do it in your pants. It's all good
"YonOuttaHeeuh! Go-on! Git!"
"Skibidybop on out of here, jive cat."
A gun
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.
You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.
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"Spspspsp"
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Gunshots.
Idk that thing looks like it's ready to take a bullet
"Škac!" Is what you say to chase away cats. May not work for one that big. Although sometimes housecats scare away bears by hissing, so who knows.
How do you pronounce that s?
As sh in shit.
nice thanks