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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 years ago

“Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,”

If someone puts this on a t shirt I will buy it

I met my female friend like this.

I made small talk with a girl at a bar, because she was wearing a cool gaming earrings.

She saw my ring. I saw her ring. We both felt relief that it wasn't flirting and now she's a good family friend who comes by for dinner with her husband.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Me as a girl trying to find other girls to bone

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago

I need something like this, but in reverse.