this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Meme transcription:

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 88 points 2 years ago
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

high fructose corn cereal

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it's at.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 42 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And here's a cat to balance it oot

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Pet the cat

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 points 2 years ago

Gave her ear scratches, just for you.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

She's so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I wanna pet her so much

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can always post other people’s content

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wow you're right. This is easy!

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Now that's some fresh content!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

When boobs gamble

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

Apparently you can gamble online

Options markets are closed

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lemmy: accidentally making people productive

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 21 points 2 years ago
[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Change is SCARY.

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shut up, I'm working on it.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Let's not go that far.

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Satur6is the global hangover day.

[–] gingernate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If I had a life I might have something worth posting.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Very helpful, thx. I might just reconsider.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Does replaying No Man's Sky count as a life?

[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

lololololol