The lighter side of ADHD
If a waiter thinks their guest can digest such a blurt of information, they don’t know how humans work. This isn’t ADHD, this is being in a new environment with lots of stuff already there to process. And then you want me to listen to your TED talk about your diner? Just gimme the fucking menu, I can read!
Like so many other ADHD symptoms, it's one of those things that's a pain for some neurotypicals but much worse for people with ADHD.
Rule 1, my friend.
"We all pee too, but if we're doing it 60 times a day, that's a problem"
The specials aren't on the menu. I actually get something out of the little talk.
I'm always confused when they come over and just go straight into the "specials" speech. Don't you want to at least check if I already know what I want? Because I already know what I want.
Specials are what they want you to order
If I fail you'll give me free stuff? What's my incentive again?