RIP Lindsay Lohan
Crying Boris Yeltsin has emoji potential
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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Why is Yeltsin in there anyways?
It's because he was a famous alcoholic.
Society is so quick to forget those who suffer the most; white collar day drinkers :(
Love the alcoholic boomer in Kelly World.
Tag yourself I'm a sympathy whore
I'm.the trash can filled with booze
Fuck, I wanted that one. Then I'll be the bottle of aspirin that doesn't seem to be helping
I'm the ghost of Lindsay Lohan
I think that's live Lindsay Lohan, she just found the time machine to go get drunk with Yeltsin and Ford.
I'm breakfast on the floor
I'm the frowny mug filled with coffee
Fuck that's the one I wanted.
Fine, I'm coffee pot that filled the frowny mug.
No reason we can't both be frowny coffee mugs comrade!
Im the latest fad
I'm 
Long COVID as the *Latest Fad is just 
Sympathy whore is probably the best phrase to come out of a Kelly comic, and I feel an emoji is in order
Skill issue, can’t get a hangover if you’re always drunk
I haven't done the science on this but I'm pretty sure the cure to hangovers is B vitamins. Like whenever I feel like I've drunk too much I just go take a B vitamin (the nature made B vitamin complex w/ vitamin C) before going to bed and I don't feel hungover when I get up even if I don't feel great. 100% success rate for me, so... i'm pretty sure that's it.